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The Kayak Joke that Should Slightly Offend Everybody
OK, you asked for it, so don't blame me.
Two gay guys from Poland went kayaking on the Russian River.
They put in at Comminsky Station. Where do they take out?
Getoutski Station.
Which one leaves his car at the put-in?
The upstream ferry.
Which one leaves his car at the take-out?
The south pole.
If Madonna went kayaking, where would she leave her car?
At the put-out.
Anyway, the two guys were met on the river by their friends from Ireland.
One is named Patrick, and the other is named Colin Fitzpatrick.
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Created 200x Revised 0/0/2004